| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Art | The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
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| Confession | Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed jacket is good for dandruff -- it is a palliative rather than a remedy.
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| God | It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
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| Life | Life is a zoo in a jungle.
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| Nostalgia | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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| Parenthood | There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
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| Television | My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
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